Who was Best?
The Avlis staff has spared no expense to hire a ~proper~ MC to conduct this years ceremonies! Well, that not really true, i think he was pretty cheap *shrugs to Krackq* Anyways, MC Snizzle!.. take it away!
[*]Our first contestant in this years battle for your heart and minds captivation...my favorite Confounder of O'ma and yours..Malulani. Jael. Macmurray! MJ enjoys shooting her allies with arrows, glaring at ne'erdowells, fuming at the drop of her hat, AND fussing with animals. I am told she also makes a mean tisane, everybody...put your hands together for EMM JAY..
[*]Contestant. Number. Two. Latest in a long line of heart on their sleeve Healers! Arcadia Dias everbody! Whether stomping off in a heated rage, or applying cool, cool healing to those nicks and scrapes you got, she is definitely one you cannot miss! Arcadia enjoys staves, magic, o'mans, and asking many many questions..but we all love her anyway. Arcadia Dias! I have been bribed to mention her name more than twice!
[*]Sheesh, sadly...this year is light on the Gorethites. Or perhaps not so sad to you dark hearted, malevolent inhabitants of our fine, fine world. But! We do have one option for those of you who prefer your sticks straight and your boots thug filled! Paladin Brian DeVille everybody! Solid and dependable as the stone dwarves probably carved him out of, and nice to boot! Unless you're evil, and then you get smote. Smote hard. This years Paladin, everyone!
[*]I am sorry, I cannot see our next entrant...so you probably can't either. But that waft of mellow is a dead ringer for this Avenger of Dru'el. Everyone throw up your true sights for Eowin! This protector of the forest (and its mellow) enjoys trees, contemplating life as a squirrel, smoking, more smoking, throwing flower bombs, and making visiting holy warriors of the...darker persuasions..more hole-y than before.. Get it? Hole-y? Oh, nevermind..you dont know a...anyway! Eowin everyone!
[*]This next possibility is grumpy, serious, and loves lowly lit areas. No! It's not a dwarf! I forgot to mention he loves magic and all sorts of things that may go bump in the night, didnt I? Its everyones favorite crypt keeper, Ronan Ceril! Ronan enjoys books, more books, magic, various runes, history, probably knitting, and just about anything that is unknown to him but that he might be able to learn about! Wizards..what are ya gonna do? Ronan! Throw him a bone, eh? No..? Okay..moving right along..
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A Bar bar bar bar BarBar-ba-Bard...thats right everyone, our ONLY Bard on the list! The one and only Julian Rike! Intro'd with some shameless beach boys theft..I am not that creative, but Julian is! Writer of verse, strummer of instruments...a virtuoso clamored for at the trade fair and beyond! Julian enjoys writing songs, collecting coin for his troupe, engaging in baudy conversation, and finding himself in some rather hairy indebted situations! He is used to applause, so just keep that going..
[*] Next to the stage is the wonderful, beautiful, and muffin making Latanya! Chef to the Stars, Enchanting Sorceress ! Has amazing hair! *admires* Latanya likes long romantic walks on the beach, wearing red, casting spells, and whipping up a storm in the kitchen ! Big hand of applause for Latanya, and please.. help yourselves to the wonderful buffet prepared by the door, on the way out!
[*]Always wanted to go to Aspen...big mountains, big snowboarding, hot cocoa..snobbery..wait, oh, yeah, what was I doing? Right! Our next winner was Aspen! Kind of like a mountain...kind of...Big and strong, perhaps a brain like mountain stone? I don't know! But his blood runs hot for those he's close to, I have heard that as much! Snobbery, snobbery...what do I have for that...upturned noses? Like a boars? I don't even...eh...Aspen! I will bold you twice for your trouble..
[*]Bloodkin, bloodkin, there are so many bloodkin just teaming from the world's crevices, and I for one blame their chiefy, I-Braq Strong Smart! This one enjoys raging, axes, bigger axes, horse hair helmets, intimidation rolls, and long bloody walks down a dwarfys hole. Do not let the amusing flip flop of goblin feet fool you, he only wants to dance upon your corpses!...Or maybe your subjugated backs...I dont know..I am not a goblin..just a mere presenter..
[*]Another Elysian import on the line! The line out at the borderlands I mean..this Champion enjoys buzzing through the darkhearted like a weed-whacker, grinning, wine, and just being an all around goody two-shoes whose always got your back. But we like him anyway! Did you know he also just randomly climbs trees on a whim? Naked! Liam Wefess everyone!
[*] Hey Heyyy!
Scry Scry Scry
Everyones favorite resident peerer into seeing snowglobes is our next member of this..*coughs*...esteemed panel! Thats right everyone, Thienna ! She of the downy wings and blue garments herself! Thienna has recently gotten a new look at the world, like seeing it all over again...and shes still married! *rimshot* All joking aside..*looks off stage* i was joking..no seriously...shut up Plethora, let me..let me do it! Dang!....Anyway...Thienna Thel everybody! Put your wings together!
[*]Stop! Hammer..no...Hatchet-Time! Thats right, next to the stage is Alysia! She chops, she hacks, watch out for those death attacks! Alysia enjoys black and red garments, others in those same garments, hatchets, more hatchets, MORE hatchets, necromancers, and gold...lots and lots of gold. Alright, I don't know, but she did not fill out her informational card, so I am just rolling along...Alysia! Don't chop me, I was put up to this.
[*]I honestly do not know a great deal about our next contestant...probably meaning she is quite good at whatever shadowy things she enjoys doing...put your hands together and watch your backs for Anastasia everyone! This one enjoys..well..hm..another missing infocard...I am really going to have to talk to our department for these things...oh! ah, someone just passed me this...she also enjoys gold, like her partner in crime..good, thats good...okay..lets see here...quiet, yep, i see that...emotionally incapa-woah, no..this is supposed to be fun! What is this..bloodlust? Oh I give up..*throws card aside* the enigmatic Anastasia!
[*]And another champion takes the stage...man, it is like we have a whole city of them around here or something...Ka'jal Nightsky, take a bow! Ol' Kaj here enjoys smiting, shifting into dragonshape, healers of cha'reth, misfiring spells into the front line, good times, and like any good champion, he is a staunch arboreal enthusiast! For those without a thesarus, I mean he really likes looking at trees...i think. Anyway, sounds good, yeah? No?! Well, screw you..ive got the microphone. Ka'jal, everybody!
[*] Next to the stage we have the dark and mysterious Vesdrac! *looks over card, then looks at Vesdrac, then looks at card, looks scared* ummm.. Yeah! Vesdrac, everyone *sweats*
[*]Moving on! Whooo lives in a tent under a tree!? Paddle-ton Snare-step! Owns a bird and is short as can be?! Paddle-ton Snare-step!....Okay, thats bad. Sue me. I am doing a lot of these. Anyway..Paddleton Snarestep folks! Ol' Paddy here enjoys the wilder paths, david-ing large things with his sling, and his dear, dear Pecker. His bird, you guys. Minds out of the gutter...Micah lives there..with a net..and he will get you. So yeah, get out of there. Paddy and his Pecker for..what are we running for again? President? Okay. Yeah...aaand I have been given an eel pie to encourage you to vote. I don't know why, but there it is...i think i saw it move....nasty..
[*]Next up is he of the short pants, shorter temper, and bearskin rug draped across his large Tyeduan self. Thats right everyone, Tor on deck! WOD! 'nuff said, right?
[*]This next fella is always just drowning in praise, or he would be, if nixies could drown. That is right, ladies and gentlemen, it is your favorite skinnydipper (okay, not mine, maybe yours though) Koral Arns! Koral enjoys water, tridents, doing strange and unknown things with HIS MIND, healers of cha'reth (trend? no? okay), uh..synchronized swimming? Diving...water balloon fights..sprinklers..mooching coins from the bottom of fountains..sea shells!...and ah..what else is water related that I can spin out..hm..isolation tanks? Probably, if we had them..those things are awesome. Think im about out, yeah...alright...Koral, everybody! Like the rocks under the sea, but different, you know?
[*]Next to the stage is one of our favorite dualsword weilders! No! Not that one...or that one...or that one...alright, alright, I get it, that doesn't narrow it down...okay, shut up! It's the magey one, hangs with the tempermental healer? Yes! You got it...Ariana, everybody! Ariana enjoys making a mess with that sword, spinning fates, smiling all the time, doing things..softly, and parties!...Quiet! yes, I know I am running out of material, but we're almost to the end guys, we almost did it..stop..would you..stop distracting me from the contestant! Bah!..Ariana! Everyone's favorite (leaf and) stoner
[*]Whats fifteen inches tall and generates smiles miles wide? Brownies! No, not the treats people..though I might pay to see a fifteen inch tall brownie...how long would it even take to..no! no, no sidetracking. I am talking about Luludi Baxt, our resident brownie fey do gooder, hauling toys around like one of santus' little helpers. Lulu enjoys (too much) candy! Little outfits! Toys! Books! Baubles! Marbles! SANTUS! And well...how can I top Santus? I can't. I won't even try. Lulu!
[*] And last but not least, Elysia favorite dreamboat Champion Cole Dayhawke!.
You know him, you love, you have sat in his camp for hours and hours.. and hours.. Cole likes Elysia, and O'ma, and half-fey, and Elysia ooh *reads* gold dragons, crazy rangers, and talking to himself at waterfalls... ok, the last one is a little weird, but hey! Cole everyone!
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1. PLEASE VOTE FOR 2 PCs, or 1 PC AND "NOBODY!" Due to a system enhancement, all votes must have 2 PCs, or the system will not accept ballot. Please vote for two, or vote for 1 and add "nobody" for the second one. Without the " " marks.
2.Only one ballot (containing a vote for 2 PCs or 1 PC and "nobody") per Player is allowed. Attempts to vote multiple times using different GSIDs will result in ALL votes by that Player being thrown out.
3. Players may not vote for their own PCs.
4. Yes, DMs and Team Members can vote. There's no additional weight to their votes; all Avlis members are encouraged to vote.
5. You may only vote for people on the list to be vaild!
I - Braq Strong Smart