The World of Avlis

<sheepishly looks around> Im a bit new around here so please be gentle

Hoping to get on the servers towards this weekend for the first time, however I have been lurking in the shadows around here for a while (its quite crowded in the shadows too around here!) so hopefully I know who to let hold my sword just-for-a-min and who not too (looking at noone in particular of course, they ARE bigger than me you see)

Just thought I would stop by and say helloooo before I go into character completely. The world surely has room for another cheeky bard, if you see Armengar on the server then by all means tip your hat and i will limber up and sing you a ditty!

Welcome!! Put down the Lute for a bit and have an ale! *urp* And another Ale! and ... ((Is really just testing his constitution modifiers)) Try some of this here Jerry's Special Draft (tm)! Puts hair on your back!

Yep, hair on your back, and all other places you don't have it already. What the hell did that Jerry put into his brew?!

Welcome newbie. Enjoy your stay and remember to have fun.

[quote="Sindol"]Yep, hair on your back, and all other places you don't have it already. What the hell did that Jerry put into his brew?![quote]

err...hair!

Just watch out for the balor-death-squad... Mainly Sindol and Jad, unless I'm not too behind, LOL.

*Ducks*

Falkin wrote:Just watch out for the balor-death-squad... Mainly Sindol and Jad, unless I'm not too behind, LOL.

*Ducks*

Balor's is still Jad's department, and I believe the Sveg enjoys their presence. I meself prefer to spawn chickens and rats more then Balors. Incoming death is way less obvious if it is brought to your doorstep in a small feathery innocent looking package.

Seriously though: my main focus points are the Elysian merchants and the crafting system. Always were, always have been. Fanos is my favorite to possess with Gacan Essi and Oditerus closely behind.

I'm not too big in the spawn baddies and just kick ass department. If you want that I can advice the FoM and if you want that all the time, I can advice another world.

I see... Well since the only DM involvement I ever experienced was with my long-lost 2nd level rouge, Sirin, who was last seen dying somewhere in the wilderness... Right after leaving Elysia in a panic, he gets stumbled across by Lanessa... Walks away alive too... Then the classic bolt of lightning from above smiting some baddies that didn't need smiting because he was faring well against them... followed by the DM tell of "you really shouldn't be out here alone..." etc. he wanted to go to Le'Or, so he was going to Le'Or... Damn broken transitions and halfling mercs, vamyres, and dire wolf-like things got in the way... Oh well. He was just for fun anyway.

Sindol wrote: Balor's is still Jad's department, and I believe the Sveg enjoys their presence.

So .... was that Sveg last night ... or the elusive Jad ??

(in Mikona this is, not Elysia)

OK, let's make some things clear.

There is now one Demon Lord in the house!

ME!

Perhaps a second one when the very much missed Jad logs in!

Wait till I get my hands on the pit fiends...

And for those that still don't get it. *points at signature*

NOOOOO! NOT THE EIGHT AGAIN! I COULDN'T STAND IT!!!!!

*runs away holding head between his hands*

Trust me fellas. Sveg has a mean streak the size of a molydeus axe and a soft spot for pit fiends. Once he can spawn them, there will be no turning back.

*sobs

kag

P.S. I wonder what Neutral Good DM's spawn. Fairy Dragons? Please, please, please?

Penguins.

Sindol wrote:Penguins.

*From somewhere he's unable to locate comes "Doobeedoobeedooo"* AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or, when in a pinch: Crop Rats.

They better be severly buffed crop-rats... either that or enough to crash the server... at 2nd Mal was chunking them pretty easily... I'd hate to see what he'd do to them at 5th... or is it 4th? can ya tell it's been a while?

I had two of them chew through a two level 4 characters last week... yes they are buffed, yes they are nasty. No they will still be no challenge to the higher levels, but I like the lowbies better anyway, so I'm not complaining.

I like me Commando Death Chickens. Or the odd Kamakazee moose

A Balor wandering around town? <turns white>